An atheist university professor was holding court in class, lecturing his students on the absence of a god. "There is no God," he declared, "and if there is, I challenge him to knock me from this platform in the next sixty seconds!"
Passing by in the hallway outside the classroom, one of the university's football players heard this statement. He entered the classroom, sprinted at the platform, and hit the professor with a flying tackle. The professor flew through the air and hit the floor in a heap.
Looking at his assailant with a dazed expression, the professor complained, "What are you DOING?"
The footballer replied, "God said he was busy, so he sent me."
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