Joke

One Sunday a church hosted their missionary, home on furlough, who preached a motivational sermon on spreading the gospel. All through his sermon the missionary had to ignore the distractions of a boy who sighed loudly, talked to those around him, and generally made a nuisance of himself. After the service, a couple approached the missionary, dragging behind them their son. You guessed it, the very same cut-up. The couple told the missionary, “We just feel God is calling us to be missionaries.” Very sweetly, the missionary agreed. “He sure is,” he said, and then pointed at their son and said, “And there’s the little heathen he wants you to preach to!”