Sam recently met a guy who was struggling with feelings of purpose. Sam tried to convince him he could lead a very happy life. The guys asked Sam how. "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
--"Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
--"Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
--"Protestant." "Me too! Are you evangelical or pentecostal?"
--"Pentecostal." "Wow! Me too! Are you Pentecostal-Holiness or Pentecostal-Charismatic?"
--"Pentecostal-Charismatic." "Me too! Are you Assembly of God or Foursquare?”
--"Assembly of God.” To which Sam yelled "Heretic!" and punched him in the nose.
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