Joke

You know, some people never consider giving up. They’re just natural optimists. The State of Montana once offered a bounty of five hundred dollars for every wolf captured alive. Sam and Murray decided to play big hunters and head for the boonies to make some money capturing wolves. Day and night they scoured the mountains and forests searching for their valuable prey. After three days of hunting without any success, they both collapsed at camp and fell fast asleep. In the middle of the night, Sam suddenly woke up to find that he and Murray were surrounded by a huge pack of fifty wolves, with flaming red eyes and sharp, pointy teeth, snarling at the two hunters, saliva dripping from their powerful jaws, their haunches tensed and prepared to pounce. Sam nudged Murray and said, "Hey, Murray! Wake up!" Murray sat up, put his glasses on, looked at the terrifying wolves, and said, “Wow! This is unbelievable!” Sam said, “I know. We’re going to be rich!” Some people just never give up.