Joke

Chippie the parakeet was simply minding his own business and signing his song one day when his owner, Tami, decided to clean out his cage with the vacuum cleaner. The phone rang and Tami went to answer it and that was when things began to go horribly wrong for little Chippie. Without the guidance of the woman the business end of the vacuum cleaner sucked up the bird and sent him to the dust bag.
Realizing what had happened Tami tore open the vacuum and ripped apart the bag to find Chippie, fearing the worst. However, Chippie was not dead but merely stunned and covered with dust.
Tami decided that he needed to be revived and ran to the bathroom sink. She turned the water on and stuck Chippie under the flow. Now Chippie is cold and wet from the sudden bath. So Tami decides to dry the bird off…but not with a towel. She gets out her hair dryer and blows the bird off.
Chippie goes from being sucked up, to being nearly drowned to being blown over. Tami was asked by a friend a few weeks later about how Chippie was doing, she replied: “Chippie doesn’t sing much anymore, he just sits and stares."