Joke

A man on vacation was strolling along the mall in Washington, D.C., enjoying the sunny spring weather. Suddenly, he was attracted by the screams of a woman kneeling in front of a child. The man was able to determine that the boy had swallowed a coin. Seizing the child by the heels, the man held him up, gave him a few shakes, and a quarter dropped to the sidewalk. “Oh, thank you sir!” cried the woman. “You seemed to know just how to get it out of him. Are you a doctor?” The man replied, “No, ma’am. I’m with the IRS.”